Have you ever lost something and thought, “if I could just open a portal to another reality where I haven’t lost it, I could steal it from me and get it back”?
I WOULD STRONGLY NOT RECOMMEND THIS METHOD OF PROBLEM SOLVING BECAUSE YOU WILL INDEED SHATTER THE UNIVERSE AND SET OFF A SERIES OF EVENTS THAT WILL LEAD TO DISASTER AND INTERDIMENSIONAL WAR AND THE ERASURE OF LOVED ONES FROM EXISTENCE BUT ON THE OTHER HAND YOU MIGHT FIND MEANING AND TRUE FAMILY IN YOUR LIFE AND SOME KICK ASS SHIT WILL GO DOWN THAT WILL WORK ITSELF OUT SO YOU KNOW WHAT FOLLOW YOUR HEART DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO YOU’RE GONNA BE FINE
Yea but it stops the bald guys from taking over
TRUUUU but because of those assholes you gon die in the future
Yeah but my son gets to live and have a smokin wife